This week, again, there has been mention of an elusive, secretive, closed group of A-listers who are either made out of lizards or who own more than half the world’s natural resources. They use these various attributes to their favour by controlling the South African blogosphere. But a document has fallen into my hands, via dark and mysterious means, and it lists… you guessed it… the A-List. Herewith the list’s contents:

The Order of the Conference
[those who secretly control public gatherings]

• Paul Jacobson
• Mike Stopforth
• Dave Duarte

The Order of the Green Note
[those who secretly know about money]

• Vinny Lingham
• Eric Edelstein
• Eve D
• Doug Vining

The Order of the Megafone
[those who gracefuly take on the role of the public commentator]

• Nic Haralambous

The Order of the Lightbulb
[those who invent things but generally should stay out of the light]

• Justin Hartman
• Vincent Maher

The Young Strategists Circle
[those who have decided they will be great one day]

• Adii
• Tyler Reed
• Rafiq

The Media Barons
[those who control the flow of information]

• Simone Puterman
• Matthew Buckland
• Colin Daniels

There was a postscript to the document saying that there are others who have not been named and that shall when people begin posting comments.

[UPDATE: this post is now a Wiki, go wild]